I never thought I’d be sitting here… writing this. Specifically, in the airport lounge, waiting
for my delayed redeye journey (to Dallas, then Fort Lauderdale, then train to
Miami if you’re keeping tabs) to witness the Irish play for the crystal ball on
January 7th, 2013, only five years removed from a 3-9 season under
Charlie Weis, followed by four more seasons that saw the Irish do no better
than five losses in each.
Surprise!
To be clear, and I’m sure everyone who’s ever loved or even
liked the Irish will tell you the same thing, I NEVER stopped believing we’d be
here some day… just not now, so soon.
The rate of change in college football is too slow, with great teams
rising and falling over the course of decades while sport-jacketed blue-haired
geezers pull their puppeteer strings to ensure that nothing alters what they so
steadfastly believe to be the way things ought to be.
And I also didn’t think my flight would be delayed.
But it was. And thus
here I sit… surprised on many levels.
And I can’t help but tell myself a couple things that apply to all of
the above: good things come to those who
wait, and surprises (good, or bad) tend to come in flurries.
Which brings me to my title game analysis and ultimate
prediction. Those who know my approach
to predicting games are familiar with the fact that I tend to rely on
objective, statistic-based measures to arrive at a conclusion, centered
primarily around two areas: the computer
models, and efficiency statistics.
The computer models like Alabama. Not by nearly as much as Vegas does, but the
outcome is clear nonetheless: Alabama
wins by between 4 and 6 points if you look to the mean and median respectively
of the over 30 computer models that our friends over at
thepredictiontracker.com have aggregated.
One point to highlight is that, consistent with virtually every Notre
Dame regular season game, the standard deviation between the models on this
particular game is higher than virtually all other bowl games. Models vary from anywhere as high as a 14
point Tide Roll and a 10 point Irish upset.
That’s substantial. Why is that,
you ask? The Irish are unpredictable. Prone to surprise people. And surprises, as I look up at the blinking
red 1:09 estimated new departure time for my flight, tend to come in flurries.
Efficiency statistics are much closer, but also favor
Alabama by a pachyderm nose when you think about the way this particular game
will be played. Football Outsiders’ Fremeau
Efficiency Index (FEI) has Notre Dame ranked 3rd overall, and Alabama
4th. This is a blended
average however, of Offense, Defense, Special Teams, and Field Position
ratings. When you look at each a little
closer, Alabama has the 19th ranked offense, the 8th best
defense, 30th best special teams, and 7th best field position
average in the nation. Notre Dame ranks
6th, 2nd, 89th, and 68th in those
categories. This seems to suggest that,
when adjusted for strength of schedule, the Irish have the better offense and
defense, but lag far behind in the intangibles.
It means the game will likely be tight but the Irish will find
themselves needing to overcome a pronounced disadvantage in field position and
some very scary things that may happen in the kicking game. In a game that virtually all agree will be
played close to the vest and won or lost in the trenches, it is hard to see
that working out for us if the game is played 100 times on paper. But there’s only one flight left out of
Seattle to Dallas tonight, and there’s only one game being played at Sun Life
on Monday, so… say it with me now:
surprises tend to come in flurries.
Are my hopes pinned on a surprise then? Yep.
Am I worried about that?
Nope. This team and this season
have delivered far too many surprises to stop now. There is only one team that will take the
field on Monday with the knowledge that no matter what happens, things just
always seem to work out for them. The
other team has doubt indelibly etched in its collective psyche, born from the
lack of a clean sheet, a pronounced late season slide in performance, and an
average of 24 points per game surrendered vs. the high quality opponents they
played.
Notre Dame will win Monday night. 24-20.
It will not be pretty. It never
has been with us. Golson will struggle
at times, the offense will sputter, the defense will give up more than one
rushing touchdown and get burned a few times on the play action deep ball,
special teams will blow a play or two, and we will find ourselves playing for
our lives at times. But that will be all
too familiar to our side, and we will find ourselves looking up at the sky
saying “here we go again.” But in the
end there will be only one statistic that matters: surprises.
And we will deliver one when it counts, taking that part of the game
with a clean sheet, 1-0. Crazy as it
sounds, we can rely on that, and it will be enough.